Joke: Knock At The Farmer's Door
The farmer's wife was cooking dinner when there was a knock on the door. She opened it and the man standing there said, "Do you have any pussy?"
"Get out of here," the woman exclaimed, shaking her fist, "and don't come around here no more."
The next night, the same man came to the door, asking the same question. The farmer's wife slammed the door.
When her husband came home that evening, she told him about the two visits. "I'li get that varmit if he comes back tomorrow," he raged. "This time, if he asks you that same question, say yes."
The next night at the sound of a knock, the farmer hid behind the door with his shotgun. His wife answered the door. "Do you have any pussy?" the man asked.
"Yes, I do," the woman said.
"Well, how about giving your old man some," he bellowed, "so he'll leave my wife's alone?" |
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