Joke: Eternal Judgment
| Ru Paul, Bill Gates, and Roger Ebert are all struck by lightning on the same day. All three findthemselves in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. They start begging him to give them another chance at life. St. Peter agrees but on one condition: they each have to give up something they truly enjoy.Ru Paul says, "I really love men, but I will give up screwing around with them."Bill Gates says, "I really love money, but I will give up all the money I have."Ebert says." I really love food, but I'll give up pizza."Soon, all three find themselves back on Earth. They start walking down street feeling very grateful. Suddenly, Ebert spots a pizzeria. He smells the aroma and can't help himself — he runs in there and eats a slice of pizza. POOF! He disappears.Ru Paul and Bill Gates are astonished and agree that that won't happen to them. So they resume walking down the street when Bill Gates spots a shiny, new quarter. He thinks that if he picks it up, he can found a new company and become fabulously wealthy again. He bends down to pick up the quarter and POOF! Ru Paul disappears. |
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